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pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad


tyleroakley:

THAT’S THE TYPE OF STORY YOU DON’T MAKE SHORT

(Source: fagbarbie)

budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump)

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tentakewl:

when your family makes fun of something you’re passionate about and then claim they were ‘just teasing’ image

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