758,805 plays 5 HOUR ENERGY

ijusthappentolikeboys:

veggieblt:

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I. HAVE. BEEN. WAITING. FOR. THIS. TO. BE. BACK. ON. MY. BLOG.


kettleoat:

atomicflan:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

sometimes you don’t need to find someone else

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maidenmothercronus:

inconvenientlylargelizard:

HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

  1. WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
  2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

tentacandy:

Finally. I’m home.

awwww-cute:

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day

I get drunk on dreams and choke on real life.
Wolferina   (via memereve)

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